I was speaking with maggiesox about how much we yearn for Iron Man fic right now with no shame whatsoever, and the following ensued, as is likely when one speaks to me about... oh, anything.

karenhealey: Okay, so, what if Pepper is all setting up funds and stuff and she's like... why did your father donate to something called Hogwarts?
karenhealey: AND THEN SHENANIGANS I THINK Y/Y?
maggiesox: DOT DOT DOT. I THINK Y/Y.
karenhealey: TONY'S DAD: A SQUIB!
maggiesox: YIS. And Tony only found out when he was eleven and he made a robot talk to him!
karenhealey: And that is why the movie science is indistinguishable from magic!
karenhealey: BECAUSE IT IS MAGIC.
maggiesox: YES.

( And lo, the madness continues )