karenhealey: I have to find that picture of me as a six-year-old, sitting on the toilet in my raincoat, pants pulled down, reading a book.
karenhealey: And put it on the internet.
brown_betty: The raincoat is really the best part. I mean, who *hasn't* read on the toilet at some point?
brown_betty: But the raincoat shows creativity.
karenhealey: According to my parents, I came in out of the rain, yelling that I needed to go toilet NOW.
karenhealey: And then I stopped to find a book.
brown_betty: Aahaha it might TAKE A WHILE! What if you had NOTHING TO READ?
karenhealey: I STILL DO THIS IN ADULT LIFE.
karenhealey: It's okay if I'm reading something already.
karenhealey: But what if I'm done and have nothing new? I stand in front of the bookshelf, dancing from foot to foot, trying to decide.
revena: Me too.
revena: ARGH and I hate when I'm at someone else's house.
revena: I end up reading ingredient lists of their shampoo bottles or whatever.
brown_betty: Yeah, man, wtf is Laureth ethyl sulphate? I don't know, but it's my constant companion in pooing.
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I, uh, don't do that. Certainly not now that I have a G1 that is quite easy to read fic on. Because It Would Be Wrong.
But at my mother's, I do the bookshelf dance, trying to find something to read. I usually end up with the RSPB Book of British Birds.
(My #1 rule of life is "there is no excuse for acting like an asshole".)
One bathroom in her house has now a large stack of such books, which blocks the tap on the sink.
We will never run out of reading there, even during the longest of emergencies. It is wonderful.
~K~
Since I became allergic to some of the common ingredients used in soaps and shampoos, I find all that reading of labels has made it easier to shop for ones I can use safely.
Now we just keep a few books in the bathroom and have a full bookcase in the hallway next to the bathroom door.
Oh my god, you're both me.