I am waiting for my first ever bread to cool from baking (please be delicious, bread, I have plans for you that involve a lot of honey) and I am quite cheerful about that.

Also I am cheerful from killing the first person in Mysterious New Novel today. Well, second, but the protagonist got better.

ALSO I am cheerful because I was watching Adam Hills in Gordon St Tonight, which featured the awesome Hannah Gadsby, on whom I have an inappropriate crush, and the voice of Josh Thomas, on whom likewise.

This prompted some thought.

Karen's Inappropriate Crushes On Australian Comedy/Analysis TV People:

Josh Thomas of Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation




Reasons for Inappropriate Crush:

- Tall, gangly, chatty.
- Hilarious.
- Adorable, unplaceable accent.

Why Crush is Inappropriate:

- Has boyfriend.
- He's not into girls.

Hannah Gadbsy of Adam Hills in Gordon St Tonight



Reasons for Inappropriate Crush:

- Short, curvy, laconic.
- Hilarious.
- Hella sharp dresser.

Why Crush is Inappropriate:

- I'm not into girls.

Todd Sampson of The Gruen Transfer



Reasons for Inappropriate Crush:

- Tall, gangly, chatty, brunet.
- Regularly skewers immorality of certain ads during panel discussion.
- Adorable accent.
- Co-created Earth Hour. Co-created Earth Hour.

Why Crush is Inappropriate:

- Married.
- With kids.
- Two of them.


Prior commitments and non-compatible sexual identities, why must you get in the way of certain true love?

Oh well. My bread will always love me!